PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's talk about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more then just observing. It's a whole scene. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went barreling into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. An